“Once Upon Impeachment,” A Late Show Animated Christmas Classic


( APPLAUSE )
WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING UP, WE HERE AT “THE LATE SHOW”
ARE HAPPY TO SAY WE HAVE AN EARLY PRESENT FOR YOU. IT’S A BRAND-NEW ANIMATED
CHRISTMAS CLASSIC, MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS YEAR’S
HOLIDAY SEASON. IT’S CALLED “ONCE UPON
IMPEACHMENT.” DO ENJOY.>>HO, HO, HO! WELL, SUZIE, AS LONG AS YOU’VE
BEEN A GOOD LITTLE GIRL THIS YEAR, YOU CAN EXPECT THOSE TWO
MILLION TIKTOK HEARTS UNDER THE TREE CHRISTMAS MORNING–
WHATEVER THE HOLLY THAT MEANS. NORTH POLE, SANTA SPEAKING. UH-HUH. WELL, TIMMY, UNFORTUNATELY. EVEN SANTA CAN’T REVERSE THE
EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING. WHA– “OK BOOMER”! YOU LISTEN HERE, TIMMY. I’M 800 YEARS OLD! ( PHONE RINGING )
OH, HOLD ON. MERRY CHRISTMAS. THIS IS SANTA.>>HELLO, CROOKED KRINGLE.>>OH, HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.>>HOW’S CHRISTMAS GOING? ON SCHEDULE, I TRUST?>>WELL, WE DIDN’T KNOW THERE
WAS GOING TO BE SUCH A HIGH DEMAND FOR BABY YODAS OR
NUTMEG-FLAVORED VAPE PENS. IT’S REALLY TAKING A TOLL ON OUR
RUDOLPH POWER SUPPLY.>>SANTA! VAPING KILLS!>>I’M STRESSED. WE COULD REALLY USE THAT
PLUTONIUM THAT CONGRESS APPROVED FOR RUDOLPH’S NOSE.>>UH-HUH, IT’S COMING.>>WONDERFUL, WHEN CAN WE–
>>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH.>>UH-OH.>>BREAKING NEWS:
ON THE 42nd DAY OF IMPEACHMENT MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
A SECOND WHISTLEBLOWER>>I WAS IN SANTA’S OFFICE WHEN
THE PHONE CALL TOOK PLACE, AND WHAT I HEARD SHOOK ME TO MY
CANDY-COATED CORE. LISTEN:
>>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH.>>UH-OH.>>I NEED YOU TO SEND ME THE
NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST.>>AND WHY DO YOU NEED THAT?>>I NEED DIRT ON JOE BIDEN.>>AFTER THIS BOMBSHELL
REVELATION, LAWMAKERS ARE NOW DEMANDING A NAUGHTY FULL RELEASE
OF THE LIST. THE NAUGHTY LIST. HELP ME, ANDERSON.>>I’M CALLING ON SANTA CLAUS TO
TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS ON CHRISTMAS EVE.>>WHO IS THIS SANTA CLAUS TO
TELL US WHAT’S NAUGHTY, WHAT’S NICE? I MEAN, WHO AMONG HASN’T, FOR
THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, HELPED A GOOD FRIEND BURY A BODY?>>MAYBE SANTA WANTS TO PROTECT
THE NAUGHTY LIST SO BAD BECAUSE HE’S ON IT. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
WOLF? SANTA’S BROKEN INTO MILLIONS OF
HOUSES. WATERGATE WAS ONE HOTEL.>>THOSE FA-LA-LA-LA-LOUSY BUMS!>>SO NOW WE GOTTA GIVE THOSE
MOTHER JINGLERS THE LIST?>>HO, HO, NOOOOOOO, GUMDROP! THE ETERNAL SPIRIT OF NICENESS
GAVE US THAT LIST TO PROTECT AT ALL COSTS. IT’S ONE OF THE TOP THREE
CHRISTMAS COMMANDMENTS: 1.) THOU SHALT KEEP BLACK FRIDAY
SACRED AND GIVE 20% TO 40% OFF ALL MERCHANDISE. 2.) THOU SHALT STAND UNDER THE
MISTLETOE AND GIVE YOUR SWEETY A BIG, SLOPPY WET ONE. 3.) THOU SHALT PROTECT THE LIST!>>WELL, THEN WHAT DO WE DO,
SANTA?>>WE JUST KEEP DOING OUR JOB
AND TRUST THAT CONGRESS WILL DO THEIRS. OH, ( BLEEP )!>>♪ RUDY THE RED NOSE LAWYER
CAME TO GET THE NAUGHTY LIST!>>RUDY! HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST?>>BEATS ME. I BUTT DIALED AN UBER AND
BLACKED OUT. NOW, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME,
HAND OVER THAT LIST!>>OR WHAT?>>OR FROSTY GETS PUT ON ICE!>>DON’T GIVE IT TO ‘EM, SANTA!>>I’M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR
CHESTNUTS AND ROAST ‘EM!>>OKAY, RUDY! YOU’LL GET THE LIST!>>BELLY IS BOWL OF JELLY. WELCOME, SANTA.>>HERE IT IS, RUDY. BE SURE TO CHECK IT TWICE.>>SURE, WHATEVER! SEE YA! HA-HA-HA.>>THAT SUGAR-PLUM-SUCKING
BASTARD IS GONNA USE THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST FOR NAUGHTINESS!>>NOT TONIGHT, GUMDROP. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.>>WELCOME BACK TO OUR CHRISTMAS
EVE IMPEACHMENT COVERAGE. STILL NO SIGN OF JOLLY OL’
SAINT NICK. THIS, DESPITE THE MILK AND
COOKIES SET AT HIS TESTIMONY TABLE WITH CARE.>>EXCUSE ME, MR. CHAIRMAN, BUT
IF SANTA WON’T BE JOINING US TONIGHT, I HAVE SOME ENTRIES I’D
LIKE TO SUBMIT FROM THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST!>>ON DASHER! HOW’S THAT ENTRANCE, GUMDROP? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING IN HOT.>>GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN,
SANTA.>>THIS THING’S A LITTLE HEAVY.>>WHO SHOULD BE ON THE NAUGHTY
LIST BUT JOE BIDEN?>>STEADY, STEADY. JUST LIKE WHEN YOU GOT
BIN LADEN, KRINGLE.>>AND, SO, I THINK WE CAN ALL
AGREE: THIS PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL, THERE WAS NO–
>>QUID PRO HO-HO-HO!>>SANTA!>>ORDER!>>MR. CHAIR, THAT’S MY LIST! FOOLISH YOU HAVE BEEN, RUDY.>>NOW JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE,
MR. KRINGLE–>>THAT’S LIEUTENANT COLONEL
KRINGLE!>>ORDER, ORDER. WOULD THE ROSEY-CHEEKED
GENTLEMAN FROM THE NORTH POLE PLEASE SUBMIT FOR THE RECORD
PRESIDENT TRUMP’S ACTUAL ENTRY FROM THE NAUGHTY LIST?>>RESPECTFULLY, MR. CHAIRMAN,
WHAT’S THE POINT? I MEAN, YOU REALLY THINK IT WILL
HELP? HE TOLD YOU EVERY NAUGHTY THING
HE EVER DID, AND YOU STILL ELECTED HIM PRESIDENT.>>YEAH, HE SAID HE WAS GONNA
GRAB WOMAN BY TH–>>THE FIGGY PUDDING!>>YES, VERY NAUGHTY. AND THAT’S WHY I’M HERE TODAY,
RIGHT? ON CHRISTMAS EVE? TO TELL YOU WHO’S BEEN NAUGHTY? WELL, I WON’T, BECAUSE THE MORE
WE TALK ABOUT NAUGHTINESS, THE MORE IT CAN SEEM LIKE THE ONLY
THING LEFT THAT EXISTS. AND SO, MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD
LIKE TO SUBMIT SOMETHING FOR THE RECORD… THE FOLLOWING ENTRIES FROM THE
NICE LIST. AH, LINDSEY GRAHAM,
NOVEMBER 1961. LITTLE LINDSEY SAT NEXT TO A BOY
AT LUNCH WHO ALSO HAD NO FRIENDS. REMEMBER HOW THAT FELT, LINDSEY?>>YES, IT FELT GOOD. FEELIN’ GOOD FEELS GOOD. I WANT TO LIVE, CLARENCE!>>AND HERE’S ONE FROM RUDY
GIULIANI! OH, RUDY, OUR RED-NOSED LAWYER. IN SEPTEMBER 2001, RUDY WAS AN
INSPIRATION TO AN ENTIRE NATION. REMEMBER THAT RUDY?>>SOMEONE REMEMBERED I USED TO
BE NICE. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!>>AND FINALLY… DONALD TRUMP. I GOT NOTHING.( LAUGHTER )
BUT, MR. PRESIDENT, THERE’S STILL TIME. WHY, YOU’VE GOT A WHOLE YEAR
LEFT TO RESIGN.>>INITIATE DRONE STRIKE ON
SANTA CLAUS. AUTHORIZATION CODE 1, 2, 3.>>GLOBAL WARMING’S REAL, YOU
SCIENCE SCROOGE!>>AND SO, ASK NOT WHO’S BEEN
NAUGHTY TO YOU. ASK WHO YOU CAN BE NICE TO! HO-HO-HO! ♪ ♪ ♪
MERRY IMPEACHMENT TO YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
MERRY IMPEACHMENT TO YOU ♪

100 thoughts on ““Once Upon Impeachment,” A Late Show Animated Christmas Classic

  1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
    Stephen Colbert….!!!
    ENTERTAINMENT CENTER OF THE WORLD.
    A Time to LAUGH even when you feel like crying & Kicking Trump & the Republican Party in their butts for being such mentally unsanitary, corrupt, lying jackasses.

  2. https://nypost.com/2019/11/15/marie-yovanovitch-admits-obama-admin-prepped-her-on-hunter-biden-before-her-confirmation/

  3. "And finally…Donald Trump…I Got Nothin'. But Mr President, there's still time. You got a whole year left to resign…(or continue bankrupting the country and the world morally and ethically like you did your last 6 bankruptcie$)." ๐ŸŽ…

  4. I had a great feeling while I watched the Christmas story. Most
    can be honest and treat others well at 90% of the time. Those who are unable to see our group vision of The U.S. and the world.
    One who is definitely one in the second category. He has his own private vision of the world that is weird and, I hope someone stops him from starting World War III.

    I bet he gives us all a ride on his weird, crazy roller coaster whence he gives his State of the Union Address. But, he let's his fear and anger out and loses it. I hope I am wrong, but don't count on it.

  5. You just have to love the media when they attack a Conservative for the same thing VP Biden did, withholding $1 Billion in aid to Ukraine until they removed the prosecutor from investigating his SON's involvement in a Billion dollar payoff scandal at the oil/gas company where he was a big corporate rep. And they hated it when President Trump reminded everyone of that FACT.

  6. —————————-

    ๐ŸŽถ

    JINGLE BELLS
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE WHEN
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐ŸŽ‰

    DONALD TRUMP'S
    TAKEN AWAY
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    LAUGHING & SINGING
    IN THE SNOW
    โ„ โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ˜ โ„

    WATCHING HIM GO
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    HEARING HIM CRY
    ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    HEARING HIM DENY
    ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“บ

    HEARING HIM ASSAULT
    ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ‘‰

    SCREAMING
    IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT

    OH THE FUN WILL
    NEVER FAIL
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐ŸŽ‰

    TRUMP
    SCREAMING
    HILLARY'S EMAILS
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ’ป ๐Ÿ“ฑ

    AS THEY DRAG HIM
    OFF TO JAIL
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    OVER THE HILLS
    HE'LL GO
    ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป

    SCREAMING & SWEARING
    ALL THE WAY
    ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE
    THAT DAY
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐ŸŽ‰

    WHEN THEY
    DRAG
    TRUMP AWAY
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    JINGLE BELLS
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    ๐ŸŽถ

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  7. —————————-

    ๐ŸŽถ

    JINGLE BELLS
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE WHEN
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐ŸŽ‰

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    TAKEN AWAY
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    LAUGHING & SINGING
    IN THE SNOW
    โ„ โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ˜ โ„

    WATCHING HIM GO
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    HEARING HIM CRY
    ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    HEARING HIM DENY
    ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“บ

    HEARING HIM ASSAULT
    ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ‘‰

    SCREAMING
    IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT

    OH THE FUN WILL
    NEVER FAIL
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐ŸŽ‰

    TRUMP
    SCREAMING
    HILLARY'S EMAILS
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ’ป ๐Ÿ“ฑ

    AS THEY DRAG HIM
    OFF TO JAIL
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    OVER THE HILLS
    HE'LL GO
    ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป

    SCREAMING & SWEARING
    ALL THE WAY
    ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE
    THAT DAY
    ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐ŸŽ‰

    WHEN THEY
    DRAG
    TRUMP AWAY
    ๐Ÿš” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿš“

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    JINGLE BELLS
    ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽถ

    ๐ŸŽถ

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  8. This whole push is inevitably going to hurt Joe Biden and his son. At the CFR CONFERENCE Joe openly admits quid pro quo to Ukraine & what did Hunter Biden do for Ukraine for all those millions of dollars?

  9. The US president Impeachment process is a the greatest joke in the world as it all boils down to which US political party has the majority in the House or Senate. Honor, integrity, accountability, pledges to uphold / protect the US Constitution by all the elected members of Congress pales in comparison to the interests of party and self interests. The members of the US Congress has a very different sets of legal standards for themselves than the rest of the American people in the country. These Congressmen's statutory yardstick is that Nothing is ever Too Low for Consideration in the interests of party and self interests literally assaults our sensibility to the core. This is akin to people who believe in GOD don't practice the teachings of the Good Book when they sinned repeatedly, and expect to be in heaven.

  10. This was terribly sad…and a clear reminder that half of our nation's people align themselves zealously with a crook.

  11. Theres a leaked video showing Stephen Colbert being gangbanged by a bunch of Hollywood exec's and them blowing them, I always thought he was a sellout POS. Enjoy this assclown sheep.

  12. Oh look the clown Stephen Colbert uses President Donald Trump as his life line on his show. Because he has no talent and he cant think of nouthing else to put on his show. If its not this . He uses reruns. Pathetic

  13. I have never seen a more corrupt, despicable person in my life than Donald J. Trump! I hope Santa Clause gives him what he gives to others!

  14. Thank you Stephen Colbert! I just saw this on Xmas Eve feeling a bit depressed, and your video was perfection! Merry Xmas ๐ŸŽ„โค๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

  15. Animators need to make Rudolph's lower teeth more corrupted as he is so cheep he only has dental insurance for his top teeth.

  16. So funny!! Iโ€™m left wondering why the writers didnโ€™t write โ€œJoe Bidenโ€ into the naughty list in black sharpie though. Kinda seems like a missed opportunity

  17. This is truly one for the ages as kids 50 years from now will be asking about these ragtag cast of characters wondering what this was all about! Bravo!

  18. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #voteblue2020 ๐Ÿ’‹

  19. Sensational – โ€œwe got nothinโ€™โ€ almost peed myself then and there. Great, funny and creative story telling packed with an important punch. The US needs to get back to the fundamentals of being human

  20. No, Santa do not put your finger on the side of your nose with a tap, tap, tap. It is no secret (but rather a shame) what Trump has done to this great nation!

  21. There are no words for the brilliance of these animators. Amazing human beings up against the absolute worst (Trump and all his devils). Bravo guys!!

  22. Made me emotional. So gud story and animation, loved it.
    Please appreciate all staff involved in the creation of such an amazing piece of art.

  23. And to think that America actually voted for this scum trump-trash. It is sad. It is sad to watch our republic die like this from within. Trump supporters, bow your heads in shame. shame.

  24. It's not nice to make fun of those in the actual swamp, it's hard not to mkae fun of them. "I'm delbert" And I'm going to prove why!

  25. This is one of the best Christmas skit. Lmao can't stop laughing. They hit this right out of the park. Big props to writers and animators. Wish this was like 30mins longer with more story. Really liked this one

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