Testificate News (Villager News 2 Extra)


This is Testificate #5 reporting for Testificate News.
THIS IS NOT VILLAGER NEWS!
THEY ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!
I don’t like them!
As you can see, there is an alien attack in progress!
Let’s take a closer look!
People are getting abducted all over the place!
It looks like the villagers are standing up to the UFO.
Some of them are sitting.
VILLAGERS, THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
BUT THEY’LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM
OOH NO, MY FREEDOM!
That was noble.
But this village needs a hero.
TestificateMan: Did somebody say HERO?
OH MY GOD, it’s TestificateMan, he’ll save us!
TestificateMan: SHOO … SHOO!
TESTIFICATES ARE CHEERING
NOOooo aw…
What are we going to do now?
Aaaahhhhhhh-elyah-elyaaahhhh-elyah-elyaahh
Well that didn’t help at all…
OH NO AH
This is Testificate #5 reporting for…
© 2013 Element Animation
English captions by @Thibaultmol

100 thoughts on “Testificate News (Villager News 2 Extra)

  1. I like how villager news doesn't give a single edgy swear of the ufo attack.

    And how testiflcate news is panicking.

  2. (Eas Plays) Waring some Ufos have been attacking the village but this is bad news! evacuate now! (Eas Ends)

  3. Testificate #5: Well that diddn't help at all…
    Me: Hey! I don't see you doing anything!
    Testificate #5: You know what? You're right!
    A GIANT PROBLEM Reference

  4. 0:26 "They will never take out freedom!" 0:28 gets sucked up "Oh no! My freedom!"

    Poor testificates, never able to understand that, "Life is not a fairy tale. If you loose your shoe at midnight, your drunk."

  5. Make sure you read to the bottom!
    0:32
    Villager: "That was noble, but this village needs a hero!"
    Testificate man: "Did somebody say hero?!"
    Villager: *kinda depressed voice "Oh my god. It's testificate man! He'll save us."
    0:41 Testificate man: Moment of justice and triumph *Bows head and says, "Shoo."
    Gets sucked up

  6. At 0:12 you can see a villager with the name “Dinnerbone” What this is calling any mob Dinnerbone will make the mob turn upside down

  7. Since they released the villagers news thing for the village and pillage update I had to watch all the previous episodes.

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